I have a theory that most modern-day problems stem from the invention of trolley suitcases with wheels. I dragged one through London the other day and the amount of toes I accidentally ran over could have justified an arrest. Bags like that don’t mix well with tube travel. But should we go back to a time before wheeled suitcases? Perhaps back to a time before the wheel itself was invented? Things would be simpler. Things would at the same time be a lot more difficult. Whatever you and I might think (ban the circle), progress rumbles inexorably on, and it must be admitted that the wheel does have some useful, practical applications. So, embrace modernity! Love your mangled toes.

Tags: London, modernity, progress, suitcase